wearealldifferent.com RSS Engine http://www.wearealldifferent.com en zoltan@zoltanwagner.com (Zoltan Wagner) 2008 wearealldifferent.com Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:17:42 EST Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:17:42 EST Random thoughts and rants by Zoltan Wagner http://www.wearealldifferent.com/lights-turn-off.php Blog ID: 112 Message from the government: "Everybody please change to fluorescent light bulbs and stop using incandescent light bulbs now. We say NOW. You heard it NOW. Othe... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/pill-to-cat.php Blog ID: 115 Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently a... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/1963.php Blog ID: 110 National Geographic, December 1963My brother is on holiday with his wife and I am watering their plants every weekend. He told me that there were hundreds of co... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/2008todo-list.php Blog ID: 109 I took last year's list and edited it. Here it is: Stop using the elevator at work. It's only 3 storeys (50 stairs). Walk up first thing in the morning ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/xmas2007.php Blog ID: 108 ZoltansPictures.com has been updated...because now I have Internet again (from Cogeco this time).Highlights:I have some time before we go to Rachel's sister. He... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/bubbles-on.php Blog ID: 104 Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles !!!!After about a month of construction our whirlpool tub is operational!I wanted to ask Rachel's dad to do the wiring but he... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/you-are-canadian-if.php Blog ID: 103 If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in CanadaIf someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don'... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/ssss.php Blog ID: 101 The first big snow storm of this year (the biggest since 1999 they say) was on Sunday and it completely made my day.I shoveled snow from 8-9am, had breakfast, s... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/Mid-December.php Blog ID: 99 IntroWow, it's been a while again.But worry not world, Zoltan's back at blogging again. This time with less pictures and silly topics, I will write about more s... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/around-halloween-2007.php Blog ID: 97 This morning I noticed a dog two houses down on the left, then the same dog two houses down on the right, then right next to us and before I knew it she was pla... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/shame.php Blog ID: 96 I am ashamed to be part of the only race that humiliates and causes pain and great suffering to other living creatures and takes pleasure in killing, enslaving ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/evil-penguin.php Blog ID: 94 Penguins need some fun too, right? http://www.wearealldifferent.com/theguyrules.php Blog ID: 93 At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" Fro... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/bear-tiger.php Blog ID: 92 Some pictures that got forwarded to me. Think about them. http://www.wearealldifferent.com/oiii.php Blog ID: 78 Notice the 4 months gap between now and the last post? Well, things kept happening and bloggin wasn't on the top of my list. But here I go again with a supe... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/julylongblog.php Blog ID: 100 I got lazy blogging. It's like most things that start with a big hype...the hype is bound to die down after a white. But i'm not giving up blogging - only the ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/scotland.php Blog ID: 77 This is a true tale of our vacation in Scotland with Rachel in May 2007.Pictures are here.May 1-2 :: Getting there Today is May 1 or 2 - we are not sure when... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/thosetwominutes.php Blog ID: 76 Those two minutes Arguably, the best part about a vacation is those two minutes on the couch when you come home after the last day from work and pop open a bot... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/citizenship.php Blog ID: 75 I am Canadian I took the oath of citizenship along with 120 other people this morning. We were from 24 different countries.After two hours of administration ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/dog-cat-diary.php Blog ID: 74 Dog vs. Cat DiaryDOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite th... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/dogs-deserve-better.php Blog ID: 72 Dogs deserve better Dogs are pack animals. In the wild, canines live, eat, and sleep with their family. In the absence of dogs, humans become their "pack." A c... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/april-17.php Blog ID: 71 Going offline Google disable my Adsense account. They were jelaous of the money I was making! http://www.wearealldifferent.com/stupid-drivers.php Blog ID: 70 Road rage We are not all equal. Not at all. Especially when it comes to driving. I am not the best driver. I'm aware of that. But I'm also aware of the governm... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/this-is-a-chicken.php Blog ID: 69 Chicken not a dog Our dog is a chicken. She got sick after I clipped her nails. She was shaking so bad. I've had this feeling for a while but i'm pretty certai... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/fitter-happier.php Blog ID: 66 Fitter, happier Radiohead:OK Computer:Fitter happier Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gy... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/flash-experiment.php Blog ID: 65 Flash experiment This may take a little while to load because it's a big file for no apparent reason. I recorded this with a camcorder to a dvd, then copied it... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/april14.php Blog ID: 64 April 4th I'm a lousy blogger. It started out as an "OMG, i'm going to blog for the rest of my life every day" but i got tired of it and i'm sitting in front... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/evil-penguin.php Blog ID: 95 Penguins need some fun too, right? http://www.wearealldifferent.com/amiaracist.php Blog ID: 79 An excellent article from Australia: There are Aboriginals, Torres Strait Islanders, Kiwis, Lebanese, Asians, Arabs, Boat People, Somalians, etc from all ove... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/bio-warfare.php Blog ID: 61 Bio warfare If Canada ever goes to war we need not worry. I will just put Daisy in the front line, butt first, and make her fart a few times. That shit is extr... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/duct-tape.php Blog ID: 62 Duct tape is like the Force 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Jus... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/mid-march-happenings.php Blog ID: 60 Mid-March Happenings Sheena Jr. I got a brand new blue VW City Golf on March 5, 2007. It's a 2.0L 125HP, 4cylinder engine.It's basically the 2007 version of t... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/idling.php Blog ID: 59 Idling I'm having a really bad morning. Not by choice, but on some days no matter how excited and happy I am about the new day my enthusiasm is broken by other... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/goodbye-sheena.php Blog ID: 56 Goodbye, Sheena Sheena, a 1991 Chevrolet Corsica, was born when I was 11, in grade 5. I had no clue that Chevrolets exist, I didn't know that there was such ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/no-fun-at-all.php Blog ID: 55 No fun at all FUCK OFF TTC (and Go Transit) This morning I missed the 9:08am GO train because STUPID PEOPLE CAN'T DRIVE WHEN THERE IS SNOW ON THE ROAD. The ne... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/not-for-the-squeamish.php Blog ID: 54 Not for the squeamish! Florida gator attacked by dog pack At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice mani... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/we-are-welcome.php Blog ID: 53 We are welcome Well, I have never felt this welcome in any city.Someone just called on behalf of the City of Mississauga to welcome us in our new community. We... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/4am-iam-happy.php Blog ID: 52 4am. I am happy I fell asleep at 10pm last night and I woke up at 3:40am because I normally go to bed past midnight.I checked up on the girls - both Rachel and... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/scrape-scrape.php Blog ID: 44 Scrape scrape, bang bang In the morning i found a quarter inch thick layer of ice all over my car. It took a while to pry the doors open to get to the scraper.... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/january-week3-4.php Blog ID: 47 January: Week #3-#4Healing Sheena Steve healed Sheena. Replaced her spark plugs and did some other magic. She's still caughing a bit but she's running much bet... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/2-years.php Blog ID: 51 2 yrs I started @ Agito 2 years ago this day. I didn't have many other jobs previously but I don't think I could find another place like this. I like working... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/ok-computer.php Blog ID: 50 OK COMPUTER Listening to Radiohead's OK COMPUTER album on the way to work on a Thursday morning on a packed commuter train while overhearing annoucements from ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/8-kgs-salt.php Blog ID: 49 I saw my neighbour from two houses down dumping salt on the snow today. It is still snowing but there are about 5 inches of soft snow on the ground already. A... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/qw.php Blog ID: 45 2003.January 23 to 2004.AugustImmigration for realImmigration is an exciting process, sometimes full of events, sometimes very dead. Immigration, unless you hav... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/snowboarding.php Blog ID: 43 Snowboarding We went falling this weekend with Marcel but we ended up snowboarding a few times too.He had this crazy idea that this year he was going to snow... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/2007-to-do-list.php Blog ID: 39 2007 to (not) do list Stop using the elevator at work. It's only 3 storeys (50 stairs). Walk up first thing in the morning and while walking, think about h... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/where-are-the-blogs.php Blog ID: 40 Where did the blogs go? I haven't blogged in a while because of many reasons. It was christmas and i tried to keep my computer time low. There were chrismas ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/around-christmas.php Blog ID: 41 Around Christmas I start with the most recent event, the party at the Szocs residence. Here are the photos - courtesy of Szocs Klara, camera owner and Anik... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/agito-christmas.php Blog ID: 37 Agito Chrismas We didn't have a chrismas party. We had a christmas mini-meeting, LOL. Agito is a small company and we do things our way. I got presents from Ke... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/beautiful-for-me.php Blog ID: 36 Beautiful for me My old friend Csaba sent me the box-set of my favourite Hungarian band Ossian. There aren't many box-sets in Hungary, in fact, this is the o... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/careless-days.php Blog ID: 35 Carless days First day at work after surgery. I'm not particulary over-excited about it because i wanted to rest some more but there are lots to do so i get ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/bad-days.php Blog ID: 28 Bad days I hit CTRL+W instead of CTRL+TAB and i closed the window where i was blogging. I was almost finished too. So here it is again. It probably won't ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/sweet-dreams.php Blog ID: 27 Sweet dreams The story of my first day in a hostpital. Pre-surgery years I have had a bad nose for years. When I rode my bicycle i had to stop to blow my ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/cat-dog-videos.php Blog ID: 26 Cat & dog videos Crazy cats Cat with tape Crazy cats #2 Dogdance Two legged dog - a wonderful sad story Talking cats Dog eating cat food - do... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/sushi-seagull-secret.php Blog ID: 25 Sushi, a seagull, The Secret & more Oh boy, so many things have happened lately, it's impossible to blog everything. Once I wanted to invent the thoughtb... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/cannot-win-them-all.php Blog ID: 24 Can't win 'em all Everything can't be perfect. But I came really close to feeling special (in a nice way) this morning: i noticed that i'm running out of gas... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/just-another-friday.php Blog ID: 20 Just another Friday Right now, it''s Friday afternoon - a pretty good time of the week to be honest but it''s even better today because me and Rachel are goi... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/deep-tissue-massage.php Blog ID: 23 Deep tissue massage Want to see a funny video? Here: Deep tissue massage This is the first edit to an existing post. I know it's cheating because nobody... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/changes-in-my-life.php Blog ID: 22 Changes Last night I had some time to think. I had an upset stomach and had to run in and out of the bathroom. WHY? Beacuse i eat too fast, i eat junk and ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/first-weekend-of-december.php Blog ID: 21 The first weekend of December 1hr and 4 minutes are left from the first weekend of december and i''m working on the Wild Apricot PPC analysis because there''... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/nevermind-the-blogger.php Blog ID: 1 Nevermind the Blogger, here comes the Zoltan blog! I'm starting to blog again. I'm not quite sure whether it's a good thing or not...i guess it's what i m... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/green-beer-day.php Blog ID: 33 It's St. Patrick's day today and that means i'm going to get hmm...drunk as skunk:) Hopefully. I haven't posted in a while and i know it's just going to g... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/google-webtrends.php Blog ID: 34 IntroductionI have to admit i was quite excited when i got my invitation code for Google's Web Analytics. It worked just like Gmail: there was great demand for ... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/pre-blogging-life.php Blog ID: 30 This post was originally titled "My pre-blogger life" but i stopped using Blogger and created my own blogging application that I use now.Tuesday, October 7th,... http://www.wearealldifferent.com/new-job.php Blog ID: 32 I started working at an Internet marketing company as a freelancer. It's a great place in downtown Toronto called Agito Internet Marketing. http://www.wearealldifferent.com/gingerdate-launched.php Blog ID: 31 I made a dream come true and created a dating site. Supporting members all across Canada and the US. Users can create profiles with pictures, send and receiv...